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In Todays News
In today’s news Basketball Jones has been seen placing underground bets on local YMCA youth league basketball matches. We asked Basketball for a comment and all he replied was "I ain’t done nothing, no not nothing, I swears it, those kids be straight up lying, word to my posse, Andre and Bernard, juckey mookey, ya'll juckey mookey."
This comment has left this reporter wondering when in Gods name humanity did became so stupid. In other news, Batter Mcshortstop has been under allegations that he has, in fact, "juiced up" on human growth hormone. Mcshortstop has been accused of this thanks to his former wife’s tell all book claiming, "All you have to do is look through our trash and you'll find about 40 needles." This has been a shocking revelation to the sport of baseball since no one has ever been accused of using steroids in a sport that moves so slow.
In other new, Lion Forest was seen doing "fatty lines of Coke" and I'm not talking about the tasty beverage folks. Old professionals commented on his drug use by saying "Personally I thought doing something to make you speed up would make the sport more interesting to watch, but ya know what, it didn’t."
Finally folks, a tragic story from the Savannah Golden Eagles, as the teams quarterback, Pig Skinson, was finally put behind bars for underground cat boxing. For those viewers who do not now what cat boxing is, it’s kind of like watching two infants fight over a rattle, not really all that interesting, but when there’s money involved, well, it gets ugly. 14 calico cats have been taken from his home and placed in foster care. However, the cats, even after being freed, are still acting, as one new foster parent said, "bitchy." Just like my ex wife, No folks I kid, she’s a saint. Alright well that raps up our sports segment, stay tuned for "Holy Hell Someone in Hollywood Just Took a Piss and We Got Footage."
Have a good night folks.
DISCLAIMER: None of the stories mentioned above are actually true, they are loosely based off of what I'm sure is going on in the news today, I in fact did not even watch anything sports related, I kind of just assumed this is what’s going on. Thank you and Good night.
This comment has left this reporter wondering when in Gods name humanity did became so stupid. In other news, Batter Mcshortstop has been under allegations that he has, in fact, "juiced up" on human growth hormone. Mcshortstop has been accused of this thanks to his former wife’s tell all book claiming, "All you have to do is look through our trash and you'll find about 40 needles." This has been a shocking revelation to the sport of baseball since no one has ever been accused of using steroids in a sport that moves so slow.
In other new, Lion Forest was seen doing "fatty lines of Coke" and I'm not talking about the tasty beverage folks. Old professionals commented on his drug use by saying "Personally I thought doing something to make you speed up would make the sport more interesting to watch, but ya know what, it didn’t."
Finally folks, a tragic story from the Savannah Golden Eagles, as the teams quarterback, Pig Skinson, was finally put behind bars for underground cat boxing. For those viewers who do not now what cat boxing is, it’s kind of like watching two infants fight over a rattle, not really all that interesting, but when there’s money involved, well, it gets ugly. 14 calico cats have been taken from his home and placed in foster care. However, the cats, even after being freed, are still acting, as one new foster parent said, "bitchy." Just like my ex wife, No folks I kid, she’s a saint. Alright well that raps up our sports segment, stay tuned for "Holy Hell Someone in Hollywood Just Took a Piss and We Got Footage."
Have a good night folks.
DISCLAIMER: None of the stories mentioned above are actually true, they are loosely based off of what I'm sure is going on in the news today, I in fact did not even watch anything sports related, I kind of just assumed this is what’s going on. Thank you and Good night.
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