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I'm Thinking Maybe I'll Quit my Day Job
And wait patiently watching ESPN for stuff like this all day long. I'll just buck conventional thinking all day long and not listen to a word anyone on BBTN says. Here's why:
Eric Young's key to Cleveland winning game 7:
"The key to the Indians winning game 7 is their top 3 hitters. If Sizemore, Cabrera and Hafner hit well, they tend to score more runs."
I'm not kidding. At all. Nope. Still not kidding. I bet you're thinking I'm going to say I am pretty soon here. Nope. Still not. Dead Serious. Wish I was. Ok no I don't. But really guys, I'm not kidding. And Eric Young is seriously serious about being serious about this being the serious key to the Indians seriously winning game 7.
The top 3 hitters need to hit well in order for the rest of their lineup to score runs. If we're gonna be this generic and mother humping obvious, here are a few more keys:
"The Indians need to get to the stadium on time to play game 7."
"The Indians need to field 8 defensive players to win game 7."
"The Indians need to score more runs then the Red Sox do to win game 7."
"The best hitters in the Indians lineup (the top 3) need to hit well."
"Westbrook needs to win for the Indians to win game 7."
"The Indians need to win to win game 7."
Yes, all of these are the keys. See how the Indians best 3 hitters needing to hit well just snuck into the middle of all those other blatantly pathetic obvious statements about game 7.
Eric Young's key to Cleveland winning game 7:
"The key to the Indians winning game 7 is their top 3 hitters. If Sizemore, Cabrera and Hafner hit well, they tend to score more runs."
I'm not kidding. At all. Nope. Still not kidding. I bet you're thinking I'm going to say I am pretty soon here. Nope. Still not. Dead Serious. Wish I was. Ok no I don't. But really guys, I'm not kidding. And Eric Young is seriously serious about being serious about this being the serious key to the Indians seriously winning game 7.
The top 3 hitters need to hit well in order for the rest of their lineup to score runs. If we're gonna be this generic and mother humping obvious, here are a few more keys:
"The Indians need to get to the stadium on time to play game 7."
"The Indians need to field 8 defensive players to win game 7."
"The Indians need to score more runs then the Red Sox do to win game 7."
"The best hitters in the Indians lineup (the top 3) need to hit well."
"Westbrook needs to win for the Indians to win game 7."
"The Indians need to win to win game 7."
Yes, all of these are the keys. See how the Indians best 3 hitters needing to hit well just snuck into the middle of all those other blatantly pathetic obvious statements about game 7.
Labels: Eric Young, game 7, Indians, Red Sox
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Lol. You know, it seems like the key to making a good blog entry is taking the time to sit down and type for awhile. Because unless that happens, I don't see you making a post. And no. I'm not kidding.
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