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"A-Hole, I mean A-Rod..."
Hank Steinbrenner is Mr. Yankee now.
"We wanted him to stay a Yankee. We wanted to let him know how much we wanted him," he said. "The bottom line is ... do we really want anybody that really doesn't want to be a Yankee? How the heck can you do that? Compare him with [Derek] Jeter. Jeter, since he was a little kid, all he ever wanted to do was play shortstop for the Yankees. That's what we want."
The answer to your question, Hank, is YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! to the infinite power. Yes you want that guy on your team even if he doesn't want to be there. You make him want to be there!!! You tell Mr. Yankee, Derek Jeter, to convince A-Rod that if he dies a Yankee there are a hundred virgins waiting for him in the afterlife. Because damnit you want a guy on your team that hits 56 homeruns.
And seriously, compare him to Derek Jeter. PLLEEEAAASSEEEEEE!!!!
Scenario 1
Laddiiieess annnnddd Gennntttlllmmmaannn...
In the Red Corner (apparently red because A-Rod has never been a true Yankee, and the opposite of a true Yankee must be a red sock), from the home of the best baseball player on the planet, soon to be 3 time MVP, youngest player ever to hit 500 HR's, ALEEEXX ROODDRRIIIGGUEEEZZZ!
In the Pinstripe Corner (naturally), weighing in at 190 lbs, this "True Yankee" has the heart of a lion, the grit of a... errr, 3 World Series Rings, and herpes compliments of Jessica Alba... DEERRRREEKKK JJJEEEETTTTEEERRR!!
(Bell Sounds)
Career Stats:
OBP: A-Rod
SLG: A-Rod
OPS: A-Rod
HRs: A-Rod
RBI: A-Rod
Runs:A-Rod
SB (for the hell of it): A-Rod by 1.
BB: A-Rod
LADDDIIEESSS AND GENTLLEEENNN... We have our winner! By unanimous decision, the winner, and still, True Yankee, ever since he was a kid, DEERRRREEEKKK JEEETTTERRR!!!
Scenario 2
Dear Mr. Steinbrenner,
My name is Tommy. I am 43 years old. I am a blind, deaf, parapalegic, and a dwarf. I have carpel tunnel in both my wrists and my penis got stuck in a meat grinder when I was 7. When I was in the 8th grade, Sally stabbed me in the thigh with the scissors because I tried to kiss her. It got so infected that I had to have my leg amputated 2 months later. I have wanted to be a Yankee for as long as I can remember. Please give me a shot, A-Rod doesn't even want to play for you.
Sincerely,
Tommy
*Disclaimer*
I don't blame the Yankees for not going after A-Rod after he opts out and costs them 21 million dollars. But I wouldn't say you don't want him just cause he doesn't want you, he does his job better then 99.9% of Americans. Who doesn't want this employee???
"We wanted him to stay a Yankee. We wanted to let him know how much we wanted him," he said. "The bottom line is ... do we really want anybody that really doesn't want to be a Yankee? How the heck can you do that? Compare him with [Derek] Jeter. Jeter, since he was a little kid, all he ever wanted to do was play shortstop for the Yankees. That's what we want."
The answer to your question, Hank, is YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! to the infinite power. Yes you want that guy on your team even if he doesn't want to be there. You make him want to be there!!! You tell Mr. Yankee, Derek Jeter, to convince A-Rod that if he dies a Yankee there are a hundred virgins waiting for him in the afterlife. Because damnit you want a guy on your team that hits 56 homeruns.
And seriously, compare him to Derek Jeter. PLLEEEAAASSEEEEEE!!!!
Scenario 1
Laddiiieess annnnddd Gennntttlllmmmaannn...
In the Red Corner (apparently red because A-Rod has never been a true Yankee, and the opposite of a true Yankee must be a red sock), from the home of the best baseball player on the planet, soon to be 3 time MVP, youngest player ever to hit 500 HR's, ALEEEXX ROODDRRIIIGGUEEEZZZ!
In the Pinstripe Corner (naturally), weighing in at 190 lbs, this "True Yankee" has the heart of a lion, the grit of a... errr, 3 World Series Rings, and herpes compliments of Jessica Alba... DEERRRREEKKK JJJEEEETTTTEEERRR!!
(Bell Sounds)
Career Stats:
OBP: A-Rod
SLG: A-Rod
OPS: A-Rod
HRs: A-Rod
RBI: A-Rod
Runs:A-Rod
SB (for the hell of it): A-Rod by 1.
BB: A-Rod
LADDDIIEESSS AND GENTLLEEENNN... We have our winner! By unanimous decision, the winner, and still, True Yankee, ever since he was a kid, DEERRRREEEKKK JEEETTTERRR!!!
Scenario 2
Dear Mr. Steinbrenner,
My name is Tommy. I am 43 years old. I am a blind, deaf, parapalegic, and a dwarf. I have carpel tunnel in both my wrists and my penis got stuck in a meat grinder when I was 7. When I was in the 8th grade, Sally stabbed me in the thigh with the scissors because I tried to kiss her. It got so infected that I had to have my leg amputated 2 months later. I have wanted to be a Yankee for as long as I can remember. Please give me a shot, A-Rod doesn't even want to play for you.
Sincerely,
Tommy
*Disclaimer*
I don't blame the Yankees for not going after A-Rod after he opts out and costs them 21 million dollars. But I wouldn't say you don't want him just cause he doesn't want you, he does his job better then 99.9% of Americans. Who doesn't want this employee???
Labels: A-Rod, Hank, True Yankee
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