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I don't know Sam Perlozzo from Adam, but I did just finish defending the poor guy and he goes and shoots himself in the foot.

"My general thought process was we couldn't continue to lose games, no matter whose fault it was," Perlozzo said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press.

There we go, let's say we'll stop losing, just because it can't keep happening. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in Star Command: You can keep losing, and you would have! You guys stink this year Sam, just like you have for nearly the past decade.

"I've been around the game a long time, and I know how these things work."

That's why you were fired right there. Joe Morgan has been around the game a long time, that doesn't mean he knows who's the set up man for the Tigers, or who was the last player to go 6-6 in a game (It happened last night, Joe). The time you've spent in the game doesn't make your players perform, or suddenly bust out of an 8 game losing streak.

Tejada running down the first base line: "You know, Sam has been around the game along time, he must know how these things work. I'm going to beat out this weak groundball in the 5-6 hole.

"We never did hit from the get-go," Perlozzo lamented.

Wait, did it just get better??? Yeah, after not making any sense to begin with, he then suddenly defends himself saying that things couldn't possibly keep going as bad as they had been, but then... THEN... he says that. "we NEVER DID HIT from the get go." Then Why...WHY...WHY IN THE HELL did you think that you couldn't keep losing? Not scoring does not equal winning, last time I checked.

"I'm sure I wasn't perfect," he said, "but I can't remember one time going home at night and thinking, 'Man, I blew that game."'

No, Sam, it wasn't all your fault. The Orioles do suck really really really bad. See post below. But you aren't exactly a wizard with your words.

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